people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.
just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Photographer Francois Brunelle has been working on an amazing project; searching for people who look strikingly similar but have no relation to each other. These are some of this incredible finds.
this fucked me up
I thought this was crazy.
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
oh god, it’s my worst nightmare lol
YES MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING
hate him lmao
well then i guess u wont be getting a complimentary one of a kind gnarly vibrater xxx
FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG