fuck yo couch

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

(Source: clvbpenguin)

complimentstothechief:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

Pretty fucking relevant.

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: wificrisis)

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

(Source: sluttyoliveoil)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh)

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

jennyfromthesock:

“i found your tumblr”

image

icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

image

brootal-emocore:

bloodyoathmate:

those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it

image

"WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG"

(Source: chocolateandvanillaswirlswirl)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(Source: croasy)

gypsums:

{

gypsums:

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08)

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(Source: yorkcarolina)