You may live roughly 5000 miles away, but I love you no matter what.
- me when i was 5: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
- me at 13: I LOVE RAP MUSIC AND SWEARING
- me at 15: I HATE EVERYTHING
- me at 18: I LOVE NUGGETS AND MONSTERS INC
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
How am I going to tell them I lost my job.
I have a wife, and 3 children
do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
Me trying to live my life while my mom constantly nags and criticizes me
all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.
my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends