Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
everyone who thinks im cute because theyve seen my selfies online have got a nother thing coming tbh lol……………. cameras cannot pick up how beautiful i am in real life
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
late night breakdowns are my speciality
If you don’t learn to laugh at life it’ll surely kill you, that I know.
The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water.
Watch the video.
this is quite possibly the most heartbreaking thing i’ve ever seen in my life
I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.
so today i went to go see how much it would cost to get the battery in my car keys replaced and at the key place the guy said it would be 375 and in my head i was like heckkkkkkkkkkkkkk no I’m not paying that much and the guy was like are you paying rn and i was like oh no i don’t have that kind of money I’m gonna get my dad to pay for it and then later my dad was like peyton… its $3.75
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.