fuck yo couch

people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE  CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE 

(Source: aphmolossia)

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school
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stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

(Source: willoughbooby)

enlarging:

The biggest decision of each day is whether to keep blogging or go to bed and the first one usually wins whoops.

(Source: hvted)

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(Source: heyitsmeisa)

justintimberlakedoingthings:

djddy:

????

Justin Timberlake makes an unlikely friend

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

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(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

carlcakes:

i-got-kicked-by-pj:

hate-that-sadness-in-your-eyes:

Photographer Francois Brunelle has been working on an amazing project; searching for people who look strikingly similar but have no relation to each other. These are some of this incredible finds. 

 

this fucked me up

I thought this was crazy.

(Source: southbound-is-heaven)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

gnarly:

m1ssing-y0u:

gnarly:

oohmyglob:

oh god, it’s my worst nightmare lol

YES MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING

hate him lmao

well then i guess u wont be getting a complimentary one of a kind gnarly vibrater xxx  {

gnarly:

m1ssing-y0u:

gnarly:

oohmyglob:

oh god, it’s my worst nightmare lol

YES MY EVIL PLAN IS WORKING

hate him lmao

well then i guess u wont be getting a complimentary one of a kind gnarly vibrater xxx 

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here {

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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(Source: myownarea)

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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